Okay, who am I kidding - if it weren't for this jacket, I wouldn't own a single piece of clothing that could be called "edgy" by any stretch of the imagination. This is really all the "edge" I can handle.
Today it's my brother's birthday - happy 22nd, buddy! As your gift, I started watching House of Cards. I know you're thrilled - I'm great at gift-giving. But seriously, happiest of birthdays to one of the sweetest, goofiest kids around.
Have a wonderful Tuesday, everyone.